Giant Sperm Cycle
Cycling can be brutal on your junk — fertility issues, blood flow and other stuff you’d rather not think about.
A solution is at hand, you CAN have the best of both worlds!
Carry a giant sperm with you on your bike at all times.
Okay so maybe this guy isn’t the proud owner of one humungous giant sperm… though if you only had one shot at it, I guess this would be the way to go. Seriously the European Sperm Bank deliver sperm this way. That’s what I call riding with style