Warning: If you haven’t been present at the birth of a unicycle you should consider looking away 🙂
I’m proud to announce that at 5.03 pm today Baby 12 as born!
GUni 36’er had been acting unusually lately, not as keen to go out on rides. I thought nothing of it as I’d always assumed GUni was just a lazy guy like me, turns out GUni is a gal. Go figure!
With the coffee machine turned on and camera at the ready the onset of labour began.
It was a potentially difficult birth.
Fortunately Dr Wii was on hand to assist with the delivery and weigh Baby 12, a bouncing 12″ Learner unicycle.
Low air pressure gave everyone a scare. It turned out to be a faulty tire pump.
GUni and Baby 12 resting.
Members of the family visit.
Close your eyes if you haven’t attended a birth, you really don’t want to see this next image.
Questions have already been raised about the identity of Baby 12’s father.
I have to be honest here and admit I have ridden GUni, but I am not the father.
I do have my suspicions though, in no particular order:
– Keanu Reeves – a glitch in the Matrix
– The Fedex guy – he always looks guilty of something
– Immaculate conception – so many guys uni for the lord, I’m thinking he digs uni
What a lovely set of photos of mum and baby, I think I can see a family resemblance, I think it is the shoulders.
Could the father be K.H? He does seem to leave his mark on a lot of uni’s.