Cycling can be brutal on your junk — fertility issues, blood flow and other stuff you’d rather not think about.
A solution is at hand, you CAN have the best of both worlds!
Carry a giant sperm with you on your bike at all times.
![European Sperm Bank Bike European Sperm Bank Bike](https://digitalhippie.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/EuropeanSpermBankBike-458x310.jpg)
Okay so maybe this guy isn’t the proud owner of one humungous giant sperm… though if you only had one shot at it, I guess this would be the way to go. Seriously the European Sperm Bank deliver sperm this way. That’s what I call riding with style 🙂